There Are M M Mummies in Hertford Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved C. Mesopat- Am. -amian High G. Undead!! High G. D. C. Mesopat- Am7. -amian High G. Undead!! Verse 1: High Emin. I’ve heard of people living High A. in the past; but High G. I’m living A. in Asus2/E. the Em. future. Em7. Em. You can High Emin. look me up High A. on clay tablets; High G. Older than the A. Kar- Asus2/E. -ma C. Su…- Am. -traah. G. ….. Chorus: There are Em. m Em. m Em. Mu- Em7. -mmies Em. in A. Hertford. Asus2/E. A. Asus2/E. They've D. got Em. bandages wrapped Em7. A- Em. -round A. their heads. Asus2/E. A. Asus2/E. They are A. the Em. Mesopota- Em7. Mi- Em. -an A. undead. Asus2/E. There G. are C. MUMMIES in A. Hertford; and I D. don't Bmin. mean Em. MILFS!!! Em7. Em. There are C. MUMMIES in A. Hertford; and I D. don't High G. mean Em. MILFS!!! Em7. Em. Em7. Em. A. D. Em. Verse 2: High Emin. I’m Not Roman High A. Nor Ancient Greek High G. I’m older than the A. co- Asus2/E. -li- Em. -sseum. High Emin. I’m the new unifying High A. Alexander; to be High G. worshipped by A. hu- Asus2/E. -man C. Be- Am. -ings... D. ….. (G. ) Go to chorus. Verse 3: High Emin. I’m not Ming High A. Dynasty nor High G. terra A. co- Asus2/E. -tta Em. army. High Emin. If I tell you High A. who I am; High G. You’ll A. just say Asus2/E. I’m C. embal- Am. -my... D. ….. (G. ) Go to chorus. End with: C. Mesopat- Am. -amian High G. Undead!! High G. D. C. Mesopat- Am7. -amian High G. Undead!!

Do The Sleepwalker Lyrics and Music and Choreography Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 - All Rights Reserved Chords for verses and chorus: A Asus2 alternation A Asus2 alternation G quick to C then back to G then to D A Asus2 alternation (on chorus use the High A and its press down High D but otherwise the same chords) Verse 1: If I ordain it; then You must change your name! Make Nigella Change her name to Jen Make Nigel; from a man once known as Juan Jose Forget your past Begin a new life at Day 1. Lead in to chorus and chorus (Note: You can mirror reflect this if you prefer): When I say, "Jump!" (Dancer jumps) You say, "How high?" (Dancer raises two arms just above head height with palms facing down) When I say, "Reach!" (Dancer lowers two arms out at the side- left arm just below chest height then right arm just below chest height - and palms face up) Reach for the sky! (Dancer points two arms up and points fingers) When I say, "Do it!" (Dancer points a finger of both hands at shoulder height, elbows bent, like an order) You don't ask why. (Dancer puts left finger at nose as if to hush someone and other hand on hip) For I have twisted (Dancer twists leftwards - ideally with both hands on hips) Twisted your mind! ((Dancer twists rightwards - ideally with both hands on hips)) I bent your mind! (Dancer puts hands to sides of forehead) And now you're mine! (Dancer points a finger of both hands at shoulder height, elbows bent, like an order) Do the Sleepwalker!! (Dancer holds out arms and walks on the spot like a lumbering monster) Do the Sleepwalker!! (Dancer holds out arms and walks on the spot like a lumbering monster) Do the Sleepwalker!! (Dancer holds out arms and walks on the spot like a lumbering monster) Do the Sleepwalker!! (Dancer holds out arms and walks on the spot like a lumbering monster) Verse 2: I'll tap your mind I will retune it Target each Sociological unit What you believe Don't just assume it I plant new thoughts Just like planting tulips Go to Chorus lead in and chorus Verse 3: If something queer's Inserted in your ear It's just the Mind Bend Mind interfacing gear To play you music At least that's what you think But you are sick Your mind's eye's on the blink Go to Chorus lead in and chorus

Hartham Days Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2014 A arpeggio (5th 3rd 2nd 3rd, 5th 3rd 2nd 3rd, 5th 3rd 2nd 3rd, 4th 3rd 1st 2nd) Strum: D. Take me A. back to E. Hartham A. days A. Asus2 A D. Sit in the A. field and E. soak some A. rays A….. (gospel style: go up an octave on the A) Strum: D. I miss my A. mother and my E. father A. too A6no3/E A. High D. What I wouldn’t High A. give to be E. there with High A. you. High A. ,High D , High A. High A – High D – High A. Hartham D. Da- E. –aaa A. -ys Fm watch Em-4th-string the Bm sun set D. on my A. heart. A A6no3/E A Hartham D. Da- E. –aaa A. -ys Fm watch Em-4th-string the Bm sun set D. on my A. heart. (gospel style: go up an octave on the A) A Asus2 A D. Take me A. back to the E. country A. fields A. Asus2 A D. Climb the A. stile to the E. pea pods A. field. A….. (gospel style: go up an octave on the A) Strum: D. I miss A. knowing someone E. guides my A. hand A6no3/E A. High D. That’s my High A. role now E. I’m a High A. man. High A. ,High D , High A High A – High D – High A. Hartham D. Da- E. –aaa A. -ys Fm watch Em-4th-string the Bm sun D. set on my A. heart. A A6no3/E A Hartham D. Da- E. –aaa A. -ys Fm watch Em-4th-string the Bm sun set D. on my (lentamente) High A. heart.

Once Upon A Time In Pimlico / Bailando la Vida Sola – Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2013 Em In some C latin B quarti- D7 -er D where the D7 gui- Dm -tar- D7 Em -istas play Am I can D see us Em dancing G in the Am candle D lit pia- Em -zza. Em At a se- C -cluded bi- B –stro caf- D7 -e D More vi- D7 Dm –no D7 and Em grazie Am Then back D to la Em came- G -ra e la Am luna per D la Em janela. Chorus: C Once upon a Am time in Em Pimli- G -co ! Am7. Once upon a Bm time I let my Em feelings G grow Am Once upon a D time… G I D let Em go Am7 to D dance through D7 this Dm D7 life Em solo. Em I learned to C dance in B Rayners D7 Lane learned to D read the odd Em Spanish phrase Am Booze cruised D on the Em ferry G line to Am sound like I D know ab- Em -out red wine. Em We sat drinking C wine on a B Summer’s D7 day. D. Each time I shifted D nearer you Em inched away. Am I’d run D out of Em cards to G play but it was Am oh so D good to Em see you. => Chorus Em I’d ring C up to ask a- B -bout your D7 day; and D ask if D7 your life’s Em going OK. I’d Am do sweet D things in the Em hope it G brings a Am smile D to your Em face. Em Something C that I B should have D7 known : you D gave your D7 heart a long Em time ago. Am You were D pleased with Em my attentions; Am something that you D never Em mentioned. => Chorus Em In some C latin B quarti- D7 -er where the D guitar- Em -istas play Am I will D never Em spin you G round nor Am kiss by D la Em fontana. Bai- Am -lan-do mi B vida Em sola !

Heaven Roller Coaster Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 - All Rights Reserved G G7 G6 G6AddA# EmaddF/G Cmaj9/G High G High F High G High F Verse 1. I’m a High G bad man (vocalist 2: He’s a bad man) I’m a High G bad man (vocalist 2: He’s a bad man) G G7 G6 C High G I’m bound for Hell If no angel intervenes. C/G flatten down and back to High G, C/G flatten down and back to High G I’m a High G bad man (vocalist 2: He’s a bad man) I’m a High G bad man (vocalist 2: He’s a bad man) G G7 G6 C High G I’d ask my conscience but It’s lost too far deep in me. C/G flatten down and back to High G, C/G flatten down and back to High G Chorus: F. Show me a C. sign G. Ride me to D. Redemption; it’s the F. Heaven roller- C. –coaster for D. me. F. I’m stood in C. line With a G. ticket to D. redemption; it’s the F. Heaven roller- C. –coaster for (…guitar wood tap taptap…) High G. me. C/G flatten down and back to High G, repeat a few times and then the next verse. (if the end of the song then repeat a few times and then cut off.) Verse 2. I need a fast ride (vocalist 2 echoes it) I need a fast ride (vocalist 2 echoes it) To edge by a nose past the demons who are chasing me. I need a fast ride I need a fast ride I need the wildest horse ever born in Araby. Verse 3. I need a bullet’s speed (vocalist 2 echoes it) I need a bullet’s speed (vocalist 2 echoes it) Blink and you miss me Rushing screwing through your head I need a bullet’s speed I need a bullet’s speed Gotta be on that ride before The devil hears I’m dead.

A fading lamp in an eery tomb Join the cadavers in the treasure room A shuffling mummy you can't out-run Used all your bullets but still it comes. Jean-Pierre van Slam! Jean-Pierre van Slam! Jean-Pierre van Slam! Jean-Pierre van Slam! Where have all the monsters gone? The giants, trolls and ogres? Where have all the monsters gone? To make me Hide behind the sofa? Verse 2: Where have all the monsters gone? A mechanoid T-Rex Zilla? Where have all the monsters gone? A Mesolithic massive gorilla? Go to chorus Verse 3: Where have all the monsters gone? Bram Stoker's Dracula? Please don't let me hear you say, "Frankenstein"; it's Frankenstein's monster!

He’s Not A Regular Geezer Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Bb..High E…Bb…E Bb..High A..…A slide it up a semitone to a non-barre Bb then … B by: Barre 2nd fret then slam on for a B. x 4 Verse 1: B. I see a A. mummy with a E. spliff in its B. mouth. And It’s D. coming it’s A. coming a’ E. coming for B. me. B. Me I ain’t no A. wooss but I E. saw the sarcopho- B. -gus. Open D. from inside and what was A. inside. E. is chasing B. me. Chorus: B. He’s (A.) not a regular B. geezer !! He says he comes from E. Giza. A A. stiff stowed back from the B. Styx yeah. He's rolled his hiero- E. -glyphs yeah, Set A. light to papy- F#. -rus ; Ignored the fire E. risk ; In- A. -hales with bandaged F#. lips … E.; that mummy’s A. smoking a.. B. spliff! Bb..High E…Bb…E Bb..High E…Bb… Barre 2nd fret x 4 then slam on for a B. Repeat. Verse 2: B. I thought that A. Hertford was a E. peaceful B. town. But now I’m D. running A. Screaming E. for the B. station. B. I don’t care if it’s A. Hertford North or E. Hertford B. East; I need the D. main line A. away from . E. m m mummify- B. –cation! Go to Chorus. Verse 3: B. Beyond the A. tombstone is a E. rolling B. stone; from D. Stolen runes A. from Hert- E. -ford mu- B. -seum. B. He’s going A. through a pyra- E. –mid life B. crisis; cos a D. Rolling stone A. gathers no E. mauso- B. –leum ! Go to chorus.

D7sus4. Am/D. D. D. D7sus4. Am/D. D. D.   C. So.. Em7. do you E. think that it's Amin. Amin7. funny Dmin. G. Being a Amin. mummy! Am7. Ah ah D. Ah!!! When the C. girls you G. want to pur- F. –sue (F. High G.) Are Amin. running a- G. -way from F. you (F. High G.) And your C. heart be- G. -gins to F. harden (F. When High G. the ) Amin. Only-date you'll G. ever get is F. carbon…. (F. High G.) Chorus: C. Mama mia, E. ..life E7. ain't Amin. Funny Am7. F. High G. C. Life ain't funny E. ..when E7. you're a Amin. mummy. Am7. F. Dm. C. Mama mia, E. ..life E7. ain't Amin. Funny Am7. F. High G. C. Life ain't funny E. ..when E7. you're a Amin. mummy. Am7. F. Dm. G. … C. G. High G. C. Who’s gonna Amin. Love me now? F. My heart’s song is C. ripped? C. Who’s gonna Amin. Love me now? F. Buried in this C. crypt? C. Who’s gonna Amin. Love me now? Resurr- F. -ected from E- C. -gypt? (So dejected!) C. Who’s gonna Amin. Love me now? F. My brain has been C. picked? (End: G.. High C.) D7sus4. Am/D. D. D. D7sus4. Am/D. D. D. C. Who.. ..’s Em7. gonna E. tickle my Amin. Amin7. tummy Dmin. G. Now I’m a Amin. mummy! Am7. Ah ah D. Ah!!! And the C. girls I G. used to F. chase (F. High G.) Freak Amin. Out at my G. freaky F. face (F. High G.) A C. face so G. lurching and F. rough (F. G. that ) Amin. Only a G. mummy could F. love…. (F. High G.) Go to chorus.

Reincarnate Man Words and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved A… A Reincarnate What do you E7 make of A7 this D theme? Asus4, D Bmin, E7, E A In your Asus2 past A life C#m Were you a E7no5 king or A7 a D queen? Asus4, D Or a Bmin knave or a, joker , E7/B Were you a , E person at F#min all ? E, D. Re- in- High D -car-nate , High A man!!!! High A… A Reincarnate E7 What is this sup- A7 -posed to D mean? Asus4, D Bmin, E7, E A The Earth is full of Asus2 peo- A -ple (SAME CHORD PATTERN) Did we all walk in his- to- –ry ? Asus4, D I Bmin weren’t born yesterday, E7/B It’s a flight of E fantasy! Oh F#min please! E7/ D. Re- in- High D -car-nate , High A man!!!! E7/B, Re- E in- High D -car-nate , High A man!!!! High A… (SAME CHORD PATTERN) A In a past life were you the woman of my D dreams? Asus4, D Bmin, E7, E A Before life Asus2 be- A -gan Was this preor- E7 E –dained A7 to D be? A Bmin grand design that E7 you be- E - long with F#min me! E7, Am E I High D re-in-car-nate , High A man!!!! F#min please! E7, E I High D re-in-car-nate , High A man!!!! Slide to F#min E7, D. Re- in- (lentamente) High D -car-nate , High A man!!!! High A… High D… High A… High D.

I Still Feel Magical and Still Feel Free Words and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved High Bmin alternate finger off and slam on, High D High A Almost an E but 3rd string has a finger down on 2nd fret; then take it off to strum the E. Loop. Starts with Bmin, D, A, E near the first fret and ends that way too. So you say you’re from an organisation Cracked my phone and laptop information You scribble down my web cam indiscretions; like A high priest taking confession. You got satellite and you got drones. You watch me naked in my home. You map everywhere I go; by GPS on my cell phone. You find my profile for an online date; Front and side profiles ID parade. Interrogate my credit card There’s no secret I can guard. My finger prints in Brazil and Russia A pinned exhibit: a lepidoptera. You got my heart out on display. Catalogued my DNA. You know everything there is to know about me. I still feel magical and I still feel free. Harmonise a frequent sample of “I still feel magical and still feel free.”

Tele Tele Teleportation Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All rights reserved. Alternate E and E7: Fibre optic cable bearing wifi infor- A -ma- G -tion E E7 E E7 Alternate E and E7: Beaming music, news and books, photos and tele- High A -vi- High G -sion. E E7 E E7 High Alternate Bmin and Bmin7: 3D printers manifesting solid repli- ca- -tion. High Alternate A and A7: I get from A to B by High G tele- B. -por E. -tation. G. D. Chorus: High A Tele tele High G telepor- D. –ta F. -tion. F. G. High A Data packets High G carrying me D. to my desti- A. -nation. High A Tele tele High G telepor- D. –ta F. -tion. F. G. High A Data packets High G carrying me D. to my desti- High A -nation. High A A7 alternate then High G then D then into next verse or High G, B. E... to end. People drive so fast exceed the legal limitations Only slowing down for caffeine at the service stations. I am sending you my sincere commiserations. I get from A to B by teleportation. go to chorus. E. E7 alternate. People on the concrete running 2 hour mara- -thons. E. E7 alternate. It's a waste of time. I drink tea with slippers E. on. I get where I'm going without perspiration. I get from A to B by teleportation. Go to chorus I added a track so that at each interval during a verse, I sing deeply: Teleport me.. teleport me baby!

We Are The Keepers Of The Flame Music and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved E. We are the Bm. Keepers of the flame; we A. Go by many names D. We are the E. Keepers .. of the flame. E. In the time of Rameses Bm. But scarcely sketched by scribes A. But we were a desert tribe D. Known as the E. Keepers .. of the flame. E. We are the Bm. Keepers of the flame; we A. Go by many names D. We are the E. Keepers .. of the flame. E. When you come of age - an adult Bm. You start your sacred mission A. We’re not a sexy cult D. But we E. Give good oral tradition! E. We are the Bm. Keepers of the flame; we A. Go by many names D. We are the E. Keepers .. of the flame. E. We have fought off Shaolin monks Bm. We use the death touch of one finger A. Now in these days of cyber punks D. Or E. Samurai and ninjas. E. We are the Bm. Keepers of the flame; we A. Go by many names D. We are the E. Keepers .. of the flame.

The Bengeoli Tiger Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved A., Asus2., A., Asus2., Verse 1: Oh I A. never climbed A7. Ben A. Nevis But D. I climbed Benge- A. -o A. As far as the B7. Greyhound with the E. Woodman still E7. to E. go. I've A. never climbed K2 And I D. never climbed the A. Eiger Asus2. But A. I lived to B7. tell the tale of The E. Bengeoli A. Tiger. (make the ‘…-ger’ go up an octave) Chorus 1: With E. claw decap- E7. –ita- E. -tors A A. feline Asus2. Termin- A. –ator Asus2. E. Lethal don't provoke her A. Harmless if you stroke her B7. Hunters nearly caught her With a E. full E7. fat E. milk E7. milk A. saucer (‘..-cer’ go up an octave) Asus2., A., Asus2., (A.) Verse 2: I've never climbed Ben Nevis But I have rowed the Beane I have walked along the Rib And the Lee and Lea Never Foz d'Iguacu nor The Falls of Niagara But I lived to tell the tale of The Bengeoli Tiger. Chorus 2: Don't stray from the path The stray rips men apart. She don't play with string; but Municipal gas piping With a mouth a sofa could sit in And she's only just a kitten! Verse 3: As Messala was to Ben-Hur I've never chariot raced But I've had chicken massalah And special fried rice. As Rutger was to Deckard As Jaws was to Roy Scheider I've lived to tell the tale of The Bengeoli Tiger Chorus 3: Oh the Bengeoli Tiger Mews miaows and purrs Accursed kitty curse Will leap and land and lurch Be careful of her hair balls By St Leonards Church.

Gawain The Memory Man Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved G D F C B7 B B7 B… Chorus: C. I’m Gawain the G. memory man and so Bb. many things I have F. seen. High G. High C. Sometimes my life flashes a- High G. –cross my eyes like a High Bmin. Fast forward High Bmin7 High Bmin alternate tv E. screen. E7. Lead in to any verse: E. Aaaah. A. Aaaah D. Aaaah Bmin. Aaah E. Aaaah. E. E. E. E. Aaaah. A. Aaaah D. Aaaah Bmin. Aaah E. Aaaah. E. E. E. I Amin. saw the zombie F. uprising of C. 5 6 3 A D. F. Amin. Once you've slain a few F. zombies, you don't Amin. scare too easil- G. -y. C. G7. Go to Chorus Amin. I await the re- F. -turn of Plaag; the C. Evil zombie D. Lord F. Amin. Maybe he's al- F. -ready dead. Killing Amin. time I'm often G. bored C. G7 . Go to Chorus I Amin. wouldn’t mind a F. girlfriend; to C. Help me pass the D. time F. Amin. But they’re weirded out by my F. Zombie tales I need Amin. better chat up G. li- C. –i- G7. -nes. End with: E. Aaaah. A. Aaaah D. Aaaah Bmin. Aaah E. Aaaah. E. E. E. E. Aaaah. A. Aaaah High D. Aaaah High Bmin. Aaah E. Aaaah.

Death Trap Baby Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 Em. F#m Bmin. Em. F#m Bmin. Bmin. strum a lot then Break off and pause Bmin. Strum a lot Break off then Bmin. How on Earth did I wind up D. here? High G. Deep beneath the doomed domed bio- D. -sphere. Bmin. It’s not the first time I’ve.. fallen D. deep. High G. It’s chilly here. I must not.. Asus2. sleep. Quick alternate Esus4. Asus2. Progression towards chorus using bottom 3 strings: Chord 1: Open 4th string, 5th fret 5th string, 7th fret 6th string; Chord 2: Open 4th string, 7th fret 5th string, 7th fret 6th string; Chord 3: Open 4th string, 9th fret 5th string, 7th fret 6th string; Chord 4: Open 4th string, 10th fret 5th string, 10th fret 6th string; Alternates with brief Chord 5: Open 4th string, open 5th string, 10th fret 6th string; Do the progression a second time then chorus: E Eleventh slam on 2 fingers for a High Bmin. Then a pronounced High Bmin strum. Do those moves while singing: It’s a death (slam on fingers) (strum) trap! A (slam on fingers) death trap (strum) baby! High Bmin7: It’s a High Bmin. Death (pronounced strum) trap! (alternate with High Bmin7) A death trap High Bmin7. baby! (can flatten fingers to a high E in an alternating way to spice up the High Bmin.) Lead in to verse 2: Em. F#m Bmin. strum a lot Em. F#m Bmin. strum a lot . A. (hold the A note) Bmin. I never would let down my D. guard. High G. The floor gave way; I’ve fallen D. hard. Bmin. It’s not the first time I’ve.. fallen D. deep. High G. In shadowy shadows creatures Asus2. creep. Quick alternate Esus4. Asus2. Go to chorus progression and chorus. Then Lead in to verse 3 like lead in to verse 2 then: Bmin. Floor pressure tiles trigger D. death traps. High G. Poison darts are shooting through wall D. cracks. Bmin. It’s not the first time I’ve.. fallen D. deep. High G. Paving plummets down; abyss to Asus2. leap. Quick alternate Esus4. Asus2. Go to chorus progression and chorus. But the progression has lyrics now: Chord 1: (Got) cramp in my legs; my Chord 2: Heart in my mouth; over Chord 3: The mouth of the abyss; and It’s a Chord 4: Death trap baby! X 2 but second time through holding the ‘-by…’ of “baby”.

Space Fuzz Music and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Lead in to any verse: Arabic sounding Amin to E alternation: Amin. Space fuzz… all across the E. universe… Amin. Space fuzz… all across the E. universe… Verse 1 E. Space fuzz In the D. cold of space A. A Wanted poster for a E. renegade. E. Goes by the name of D. Mamamia A. An Outer space outlaw; have you E. Seen him here? Chorus He High G. makes first contact with E. primitive tribes; High G. Says he’s a god from E. paradise; High G. Demands your soul as E. sacrifice; and he’s D. wanted …. A. … on D. Delta O- E. -rion!! Chorus Verse 2 E. People trafficker D. from Mintaka A. Drug smuggler; and E. gun runner. E. Launched the attack on D. Alnitak A. And the ladies there say he’s E. Good in the sack! Chorus then verse 3: E. He ran out of juice on D. Betelgeuse A. Teleported to E.. wherever he choose. E. Space fuzz keep D. losing his trail A. The PING is his bling; and he E. Hides it well! Chorus

Music and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Dsus4 to D. Bmin7 A.. D. This.. ain’t no E7no5 Hollywood Film. G. This ain’t no G6. Hollywood D. film. D. This ain’t no E7 Hollywood Film. G. This ain’t no Hollywood D. film. High D, E7, High G, D. D, E7, E, High G (flatten fingers to High C then back to High G), D. A.. We’re D. gonna make a Eadd2. movie un- open E -like G. Anything you’ve G6. ever D. seen. A. D. I have never Eadd2. acted and open E I’m G. Shy to Bmin7. be on High A. screen. Asus2/E. A. Chorus: D. This ain’t no E7 Hollywood Film; but G. It can still be D. groo-.. A. -vy. D. This ain’t no E7 Hollywood Film G. but.. G6. It’s Em. my.. Bmin7. B mo- Eadd2. -vie!! E7no5. Open E. High G. High G… G. It’s G6. my Bmin7. B mo- Eadd2. -vie!! Open E. E7no5. High G. High G… G G6. High D, E7, E. E7. High G (flatten fingers to High C then back to High G), D. A. D to Dsus4 to D, E7, E, High G High G, D. A.. (can end with D). We’re D. gonna make a Eadd2. movie.. open E the G. Best you’ve Em. ever D. seen. A. D. Camera work is Eadd2. shakey and open E I G. fudged.. sound Bmin7. quali- A. -ty. Asus2/E. A. Go to Chorus. We’re D. gonna make a Eadd2. movie.. don’t open E know G. Who the Em. cast will D. be. A. D. No way to Eadd2. pay them open E I G. spent Em. all… Bmin7. My.. Asus2/E Mo-…. G. –n Em. -ey. then A. Go to Chorus. Since I omitted “B of B Movie” when I recorded it, I added an echoing vocal which states “My B Movie.”

Hertford is the Mummy Town Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Lead in: Many: (Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D. Dm7. I see them thumbing on the High G. A 4 1 4. Dm7. Running down route F. A 1 1… High G. 9 … (twice: flatten fingers on the high G to alternate High A back to High G) High G. Don’t you slow down F. for High D. a- High C. –ny F. rea- D. –son. High F. Mummies gonna C. bend your D. mind! (Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D. Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D.) Bridge: D7. This ain’t no D7Sus4. land of milk and G. honey. D7. I need somebody D7Sus4. to pro- G. –tect me. D7. I see the girl D7Sus4. who used D7. to G. be so sweet; D7. Now she’s just a D7Sus4. Su- D7. -gar E. mummy! G. Mummy! A. Yeah!!!! B. Yeah!!!! Chorus: (lay barre on 2nd fret then slam on fingers for F#m at the start of any line) F#m. Hertford is the A. mummy F#m. town! F#m. Hertford is the A. mummy F#m. town! F#m. Hertford is the A. mummy F#m. town!; those F#m. Mummies (take finger off for a 2nd fret barre) wanna A. hug you Asus2. Down E. to A. the F#m. ground! A. Slide to B. then slide back to A then F#m (slammed on from 2nd fret barre) then A. Slide to B. then slide back to A then F#m (slammed on from 2nd fret barre )then press down fingers for a C#m and quickly back to F#m.nx`` F#m. Hertford is the A. mummy F#m. town! F#m. Hertford is the A. mummy F#m. town! F#m. Hertford is the A. mummy F#m. town!; gonna F#m. Find (take finger off for a 2nd fret barre) those A. mummies Asus2. and E. take A. them F#m. down! A. Slide to B. then slide back to A then F#m then A. Slide to B. then slide back to A then F#m then press down fingers for a C#m and quickly back to F#m. E. …. Verse 2. Dm7. I see them wander down the High G. Gascoyne Way. Dm7. And the Herting- F. -fordbury High G. Road. (twice: flatten fingers on the high G to alternate High A back to High G) High G. Don’t you slow down F. for High D. a- High C. –ny F. rea- D. –son. High F. This is the mu- C. -mmy mother D. load! (Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D. Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D.) Go to bridge then chorus. Verse 3. Dm7. They got the gadget to make High G. you a sleep walker. Dm7. The ear hole it F. locks on in- High G. -side. (twice: flatten fingers on the high G to alternate High A back to High G) High G. Don’t you slow down F. for High D. a- High C. –ny F. rea- D. –son. High F. Mummies gonna C. bend your D. mind! (Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D. Hold the D… Dm7…. Slide shape up 2 frets, back down to the Dm7, then D.) Go to bridge then chorus. I added support vocal over the D Dm7 sliding part: Hertford is the mummy town x 4 To make the song shorter, I do the chorus once rather than looped but the Follow up lyric gets appended before the next verse can happen: Find those mummies and take them down happens during chords that are the tail end of the chorus.

Mamamia Chant - Galaxy King Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. F. D. Galaxy King! G. Galaxy King! F.Ruler of C. galax- D. -ies! F. D. Galaxy King! G. Galaxy King! C. Leave F. Humble to C. Gali- D. -lee! C. Leave F. Humble to C. Gali- D. -lee! F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. D. Galaxy King G. Galaxy King. Mytho- F. -logical C. idola- D. –try! F. C. D. Galaxy King G. Galaxy King! C. F. Life Form a- C. –scendan- D. -cy F. You’re no C. fable. D. Believe! F. You’re no C. fable. D. Believe! D. D. D. D. D. D. D. F. Chant: F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. F. Ma- F. ma- D. -mia! D. D. F. Repeat to fade out

Snipes Is In The Sky Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Lead in: A. B. Bmin. Bmin7. A. A. B. Bmin. Bmin7. A. Verse 1 A. Who’s that in the Asus2. sky with the Bmin. jet-pac on? Bmin. Bmin7. And the sonic boom everybody just A. heard! Asus2. A. Asus2. A. A. Who’s that in the Asus2. sky with the Bmin. jet-pac on? Bmin. Like a Bmin7. Foil-wrapped turkey A. bird! Chorus: A. Snipes is in the sky; there’s the B. Chance that he might die; he’s Bmin. Never Bmin7. flown be- A. –fore. (slide the A up to the 6th fret slowly) A. She warned him not to go; he once B. Fainted at Heathrow; and on- Bmin. -ce in a Bmin7. High-rise of 4 or 5 A. floors. Verse 2 He’s a A. small step kind of Asus2. Guy but he’s Bmin. launched into the sky. Bmin. And the Bmin7. Onlookers look on Bmin7. from the safety of A. Earth Asus2. A. Asus2. A. It’s a.. giant A. leap for that.. Asus2. kind of man to Bmin. Stand on the veranda Bmin. Bmin7. Terra firma.. is more his A. turf. Go to chorus Verse 3 A. The Earth is green and Asus2. blue; add A. sunny Bmin. yellow - a Brazil cos- Bmin. –tume; Planet Bmin7. Earth is now a Bmin7. Soccer A. ball. Asus2. The An- A. -tarctic and the Asus2. Arctic are like Bmin. Pole goal posts Bmin. but with no Bmin7. Netting to catch you if you A. fall. Go to chorus Chorus: A. Snipes is in the sky; there’s the B. Chance that he might die; he’s Bmin. Never Bmin7. flown be- A. –fore. (slide the A up to the 6th fret slowly) A. She warned him not to go; he once B. Fainted at Heathrow; and on- Bmin. -ce in a Bmin7. High-rise of 4 or 5 A. floors.

Come Die With Me Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Comedic song for Mummies In Hertford: (In a jazz chord swing style) Spoken part: Je ne regrette I did it my way pet Now I’m at the stub of life’s cigarette.. Dmaj7sus4. Dmaj7. A7. D. D. D. Come Dsus2. die D5. with D. me... Dsus2. What's D. not D5. to A7. Like Em/A. A7. Em/A. Em/A. We'll Dsus2. fi- D5. -nally D. see Dsus2. If there's an D. af- D5. –ter- A7. –life Em/A. A7. Em/A. And if there G. ain't I won't be dis- D. –pleased Dsus2. D. Dsus2. 'Cos A7. I .. Em/A. A7. will Em/A. be A7. de- D. -ceased. Dmaj7. D. Dmaj7. Dmaj7sus4. Dmaj7. A7. D. D. Come die with me! No more melody of mediocrity To the jazz junk graveyard Of ebony and ivory. Bury me in a Steinway and slap on a marching band An upright exit! Now wouldn’t that just be grand! Come die with me! On life I’m overdosing. Like Martini on Rocks Unshaken unstirred – just frozen! This mummy Manhattan mojito mint leaf Margarita I’ve chosen! I won’t be anything! I’ll just be… decomposing!!!! Em/A. A7. D.

Spin Me / Mind Bend Me – Christmas Song Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved Verse 1 High Amin. Mind Bend me take Em. me away. A- Dm. -way from the F. every Am. day High Amin. Let me dream of Em. childhood things; the Dm. reindeer guide the C. sleigh. G. Chorus: C. Spin G. me Dm. lull me to Am. sleep C. Mind G. Bend Dm. me Am. C. Spin G. me Dm. kaleidoscope like a Am. trapeze twirling C. Mind G. Bend Dm. me Am. Verse 2 High Amin. Mind Bend me to a Em. Christmas scene Dm. Of snow and F. three wise Am. men High Amin. Remind me of the Em. pilgrimage which Dm. Led to Bethle- C. –he- G. –m. Go to chorus. Verse 3 High Amin. Mind Bend me to a Em. Christmas card Dm. A robin F. in the Am. leaves High Amin. Remind me I was Em. once a child deco- Dm. rating the Christmas C. tree- G. -ee. Go to chorus.

Spin Me / Mind Bend Me – Christmas Song Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved * : I use an arpeggio and keep the Dm. going rather than change finger position to the F. I strum on each chorus but arpeggio on each verse. Verse 1 High Amin. Mind Bend me take Em. me away. A- Dm. -way from the F.* every Am. day High Amin. Let me dream of Em. childhood things; the Dm. reindeer guide the C. sleigh. G. Chorus: C. Spin G. me Dm. lull me to Am. sleep C. Mind G. Bend Dm. me Am. C. Spin G. me Dm. kaleidoscope on a Am. trapeze twirling C. Mind G. Bend Dm. me Am. Verse 2 High Amin. Mind Bend me to a Em. Christmas scene Dm. Of snow and F. three wise Am. men High Amin. Remind me of the Em. pilgrimage which Dm. Led to Bethle- C. –he- G. –m. Go to chorus. Verse 3 High Amin. Mind Bend me to a Em. Christmas card Dm. A robin F. in the Am. leaves High Amin. Remind me I was Em. once a child deco- Dm. rating the Christmas C. tree- G. -ee. Go to chorus.

Doctor Floss Music and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 All Rights Reserved C G A C. G. A. My teeth need a check; They ache G. Down to my neck; Nurse D. listen!, I'm G. really D7sus4. not A. faking. G. D. I A. should make you aware; Asus2. I G. fear the dentist chair It makes my D. teeth chat- G. -ter D7sus4. I'm A. shaking. A7. Chorus: (Three times) A. Doc- Asus2. -tor C. Flo- G. -o- A. -oss!! (Ending: G. D. A.) Crescendo chorus variation for a fade out: High C, High G, High A to a High D alternation with the High A Verse 2. G. You D. could A. say it’s Gum-argeddon He G. rides death’s dark de Lorean A D. Sci-Fi Horror G. Plaque D7sus4. to the A. Future. G. D. A. Humans are halitosis; in G. His mind’s own psychosis And D. he’s the mouth G. wash Rinse to D7sus4. spit it A. out with. A7. Go to chorus Verse 3. G. He D. is A. out for the kill Asus2. with G. His dental drill; He’s highly D. Denture-ous G. He’s com- D7sus4. -pletely A. dental! G. O- D. -pen A. wide for a final breath; You’ll G. have a brush with death; on a D. Screen near you watch G. ‘Rinse In D7sus4. Peace’ this A. Fall. A7. Go to chorus

A Brain In A Jar Or Jane In A Bra version 2 Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2015 Chorus: D. Do I want a C. brain in a jar or D. Jane in a bra - I don't G. know G. C. .. D. Do I want a C. brain in a jar or D. Jane in a bra - I don't G. know G. C. D. Oh The G. things I Am7. do in the C. name D. of G. science; G. C. C. D. D. but G. Tonight I throw my Am7. Testtubes-down C. in D. de- G. -fiance. G. C. C. D. D. G. Why should I be Am7. checking the C. boi- D. -ler G. tubes? G. C. C. D. D. When G. I should be Am7. checking out C. Jane's D. boob G. tube. G. C. C. Go to Chorus. A- G. -nother Am7. night with a C. va- D. –cuum G. flask. G. C. C. D. D. But G. I should be Am7. dancing; C. shaking D. that G. ass! G. C. C. D. D. I'm G. tired of Am7. tongs and a C. Buch- D. -ner G. funnel. G. C. C. D. D. G. I should be Am7. tonguing in C. a D. love G. tunnel. G. C. C. Go to Chorus. G. Why am I Am7. surveying a cere- C. –bel- D. –lum G. lobe? G. C. C. D. D. When G. I could be Am7. taking off C. Jane's un- D. –er G. clothes. G. C. C. D. D. G. I am a man but Am7. I'm a C. man D. of G. science. G. C. C. D. D. No G. money no Am7. honey; this is C. how D. I G. finance.. High G. Getting down F. with D. the F. la- G. -dies!! Barre’s Bb then barre’d C. High G. Getting down F. with D. the F. la- G. -dies!! Barre’s Bb then barre’d C. High G. Getting down F. with D. the F. la- G. -dies!! Barre’s Bb then barre’d C. High G. Getting down F. with D. the F. la- G. -dies!! Barre’s Bb then barre’d C. Go to Chorus High C. Do I want a C. brain …. and end with D. Oh! G.

The Control Panel Will Blow You Away Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2016 All Rights Reserved Note: G-G here is 4 fast G. strums. Lead in: F… G… A…A7 F… G… A……… Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then back to A7 then Chorus: A7. The control (Take finger off 2nd string) pa- (Add finger on the 2nd string) -nel will Em. blow you away (alternate thumb on 2nd fret of 6th string) G. blow you a- G. -way my A. friend G. C. During that G. C. do Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then 3rd string 2nd fret. A7. The control (Take finger off 2nd string) pa- (Add finger on the 2nd string) -nel will Em. blow you away Add thumb to 6th string fret 2 then Em. G. blow you a- D. -way High G. my High A. friend. G-G – C A.. G-G – C A7.. G-G – C A… G… C…. Verse 1: A. It’s kind of like a Em. lady; Em7. Em. C. Puzzle me G. crazy; Am. Beautiful C. lady. G. Yeah!!! D. Em. It’s kind of Em7. like a A. lady… Asus2. A. C. lady High G. Yeah. … D G.….. A7.. G-G – C A.. G-G – C A7.. G-G – C A… G… C…. Go to chorus Verse 2: A. Best to treat her Em. gently Em7. Em. ; C. Stroke her so G. gently; Am. Beautiful C. lady. G. Yeah!!! D. Em. Best to treat Em7. her A. gently… Asus2. Oh A. oh C. heed C. my High G. words. … D G.….. A7.. G-G – C A.. G-G – C A7.. G-G – C A… G… C…. Go to chorus Instrumental: To an A chord: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then back to A7 then: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then G. then: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then D. then: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then A. To an A chord: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then back to A7 then: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then G. then: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then D. then: Lead: 1st string 5th 3rd, 2nd string 5th, 3rd, 1st then A. Em. … Verse 3: A. She’s a laser Em. firework show; C. Cover your G. eyes; or Am. burn in the C. after G. glow!!! D. Em. She’s a Em7. laser A. firework Asus2. show A. so C. you’d better High G. know… D G.….. A7.. G-G – C A.. G-G – C A7.. G-G – C A… G… C…. Go to chorus. (fade out on A7.. G-G – C A.. G-G – C A7.. G-G – C A… ) In gaps, I added a vocal: Gonna get your fingers burned!

My Girl Snake Woman Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2016 All Rights Reserved Lead in: F#m to E, F#m. to E. then Chorus: F#m. My girl E. Snake woman! Bm. She ain't no lady! D. Ain't even Dsus2. Hu- D. -man. F#m. My girl E. Snake woman! Bm. She ain't no lady! D. Ain't even Dsus2. Hu- D. -man. A. Aaaaahh!!! High A. E. then Verse 1: F#m. She ate the apple of E. knowledge like Adam and D. Eve. (Dsus2 to) A. High A. E. back to F#m. F#m. The sin has always been E. Babel – you’d bet- Asus2/B. -ter E. be- D. -lieve! (Dsus2 to) A. E. Chorus: F#m. My girl E. Snake woman! Bm. She ain't no lady! D. Ain't even Dsus2. Hu- D. -man. F#m. My girl E. Snake woman! Bm. She ain't no lady! D. Ain't even Dsus2. Hu- D. -man. A. Aaaaahh!!! High A. E. then the A of Build up to the chorus: We A. climb too high. We E. learn too late. D. We wear wax wings what we Bm. need are A. brakes. E. A. We-climbed-down from the E. tree it’s said. If you D. live in the garden – better Bm. learn some re- A. -spect. E. Chorus: F#m. My girl E. Snake woman! Bm. She ain't no lady! D. Ain't even Dsus2. Hu- D. -man. F#m. My girl E. Snake woman! Bm. She ain't no lady! D. Ain't even Dsus2. Hu- D. -man. A. Aaaaahh!!! High A. E. then A. A.

Mummies Rising Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2016 All Rights Reserved E. Harking back further than your Tutten kharmones A. Mamamia's making his mummy clones. E. Forget what you read in your ancient tomes A. Mamamia's making his mummy clones. E. A. E. Mummies Rising A. E. Mummies Rising A.

Save The Clock Tower Music and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2016 All Rights Reserved C. Am. D. G Verse 1: C. Man I should have Am. been a D. better G. friend. C-G. With C. Hindsight Am. of course I should’ve sprung to D. your de- G. –fence. With C. Mummies Am. streaming in from D. Rye House G. way. C. Past the Am. depot and the D. old speed- G. -way. Chorus: C. Save….. Am. the D. Clock To- G. -wer. C. Save the Am. tower and we D. save the G. town. C. Save….. Am. the D. Clock To- G. -wer. C. Who wants Am. mummies mummy- D. -ing a- G. –round?! Verse 2: C. The tower is a Am. symbol of D. our town G. strength C-G. C. Thirty feet Am. high and a D. generous G. length. If the C. Old ones and the Am. children see us D. cowering G. there. C. Who’ll carry the Am. charge with a D. bugle G. blare?!! Go to Chorus.

I’m A Saucy Stud Machine Lyrics and Music Copyright Michael Curtis 2016 All Rights Reserved Verse chords will be: High A. High A. High G. High G. C. G. A. High A. High A. High G. High G. C. G. A. High A. Saucy sexy G. stud machine! High G. Saucy C. se- G. -xy A. stud machine! A7.-A.-A7. A. Saucy sexy G. stud machine! G. Saucy C. se- G. -xy A. stud machine! A7.-A.-A7. Then Verse 1: High A. High G. C. G. A. High A. High G. C. G. A. I’m a saucy stud machine and I Come from Outer space. I might not come in peace but I might k-wahm in your face. Chorus: A. I’m Asus2. a C. saucy G. sexy A. stud machine! A. I’m Asus2. a C. saucy G. sexy A. stud machine! A. I’m Asus2. a C. saucy G. sexy A. stud machine! A. I’m Asus2. a C. saucy G. sexy A. stud machine! Verse 2: I’m a saucy stud machine and I Come from a parallel future. I might not come in peace; but I Might do the kama sutra. Go to Chorus. A. A7-A-A7. High A. Saucy sexy G. stud machine! High G. Saucy C. se- G. -xy A. stud machine! A7.-A.-A7. High A. Saucy sexy G. stud machine! High G. Saucy C. se- G. -xy A. stud machine! A7.-A.-A7. High A. Saucy sexy G. stud machine! High G. Saucy C. se- G. -xy A. stud machine! A7.-A.-A7. High A. Saucy sexy G. stud machine! High G. Saucy C. se- G. -xy A. stud machine! A7.-A.-A7.

I Need A Mummy Vacation Music and Lyrics Copyright Michael Curtis 2016 All Rights Reserved D. Em. G. A. loop D. Fourteen months and it’s Em. safe to say I’ve G. had a lot of mummies A. on my plate. D. Here I have been sla- Em. –ving away ma- G. –king a film to A. show my mates. Chorus: D. Ma ma ma ma Em. Ma ma ma ma G. ma I need a A. mummy Asus2. va- D. –cation. Em. G. A. D. Ma ma ma ma Em. Ma ma ma ma G. ma I need a A. mum- A7. -my va- D. –cation. Em. G. A. Verse 3 D. And as the pressure Em. fades away I G. start to think of A. Halloween and D. Why can’t I just Em. let it be and G. return to A. rea- A7. -lity. Verse 2 D. A holiday from Em. tight deadlines G. pressuring good A. friends of A7. mine. D. To spare some time from Em. real life to G. –bring my mummy A. dream to A7. life.